think-progress:

JCPenney is featuring a same-sex couple in its Fathers’ Day ad, following One Million Moms’ failed boycott of the store for bringing on Ellen DeGeneres. 

unfollowed everyone i don’t personally know so i stop spending hours laughing to myself about pictures of dogs

gonna read books

gonna swim in the pool

gonna calm the fuck down

are you kidding me
neiru2012:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

triye:

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart

(via brink182)

i was really drunk when i reblogged this last night? this is what i do when i am drunk?
instagrampa:

I’m really excited



is this real holy shit
:’)